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My fitness is questionable, but my knowledge is vast. I’ll team up and be ok.
It’s high time we take control of all these wild oaks out there. Every single one has thousands of acorns any any one of those might have YOUR name on it.
We need action NOW!
We need immediate Oak controls laws. And I damn sure don’t want to hear any of that stale old BS “my oak hasn’t ever harmed anyone”…
Oaks have no place in polite society. End of discussion. Get educated!
BTW that’s all satire. I love oaks. Actually my first knothole was an oak. I love oaks.
Instructions unclear… just shit in Koi pond while attempting to Dutch oven a fish.
Having been abducted by aliens myself and having sired offspring, I believe that this would be a good match! We shall vanquish our foes.