i think Steve Martin said MotherFather Chinese Dentist

i didnt hear no bell

bonus question: where’s the nipples?

you declined her social invite, ball is in your court to invite her to something groupwise. if she sees you as a potential something she will ask about you.

not me but a coworker friend: Back in the 1980’s in Brooklyn NY, Vinny called his best friend, and Vinnys wife answered the phone. Instantly furious, he was threatening divorce and demanded to know wtf she was doing there, and even answering the phone. she claimed he was crazy and she wasnt even at his place. turns out Vinny had misdialed the phone number by one digit and had really called a pay phone that his wife just so happened to be walking past at that moment. craziest thing ever happened in his crazy life.

apple doesnt make billions spying. facebook and amazon do of course too.

no u

king cone, backwards.

i believe its now illegal to film/publish the cows situation

where do you suppose would be safe and willing?

glad to hear it… try them for a month and report back what you experienced

how to avoid appearing like you just escaped the lower classes:

• stop keeping everything, just in case you might need it
• stop buying random crap without seeing how it can justify your space/money/time.
• stop eating garbage. eat consciously, expect you will need to feel great instead of stopping hunger.
• stop keeping in touch with toxic people just because you might need them someday.
• stop seeking attention with the way you dress and talk, etc. don’t appear needy. aim for tasteful.
• preventative maintenance. fix things that are wonky before they fail at a bad time.
• appear competent and secure, give eye contact, listen.

theres some truth to all that, but whats worse is when its all missing.

anyone think nothing is wrong in these times?

3rd Eye Blind crew represent

William S Burroughs rambling endlessly

Archimedes

check out a movie called city of lost children. he’s great in it but also the least interesting thing about it.

one of my good friends moved from western US to costa rica and says everyone is unbelievably sweet there and its so relaxing. he’s been there maybe 10 years now and has no reason to leave

try dipping the ends in cold water first