Fernando!

Hey as long as it ships it can always be an RMA. If there’s a problem the customer will let us know™

Metal, try concrete

Makes me more upset about the fools who spend more time pulling out stacks of paper than they took to rinse their fingers just to ball it up and throw it away

They probably do the steve jobs and stick their feet in the toilet as soon as they get to work

Grey is colour and gray is color

Joy? I’ve gone to the snow as a kid and have chosen not to go as an adult. I consider myself a bit of a masochist but not that much

Wow I didn’t know Netflix made those kinds of movies

You know you would flip it regardless, you just can’t stop

I can’t believe you said s*n

Found Ralph!

Oh I thought this was about how to make a chair now wobble anymore

Just what people commonly understand so people say it. I always read it in a disapproving Russian accent because of too much TV, the americans

How to you unlock your computer to unlock your password manager

Meteor worshipping cult you say

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven’s_Gate_(religious_group)

Still need some toilet paper with bidet tho but much much less