There are Americans who own chickens and Americans who’ve never touched one. It’s a big country. This post applies mostly to city folk.
There are Americans who own chickens and Americans who’ve never touched one. It’s a big country. This post applies mostly to city folk.
That’s my second favorite mini game after poker. I find it fun and reasonably challenging. The only reason poker beats it is because I get to murder anyone who has a better hand than me which is something that is frowned upon in real life.
I think that’s the same hand. Bad movies are only fun if the people making them think they’re good.
'tis a sad day when we’re so eager to shitpost that we can’t take 5 seconds to proofread our memes.
The cat doesn’t speak.
That’s just pretentious. Oh your magic stick was exactly two pounds? The only right answer is “a little bit less than 1/4 pound”? Your stick weighted about 2 pounds, the pieces weigh about 1/4 pound. Get your wonderland shit out of here Lewis.
It’s so hot, I poured McDonald’s coffee on my lap to cool off.
holy fucking shit. Brian’s hat just got him in huge trouble in a meeting. Mr Andrews made Brian take off his hat. He said it was distracting. He said if anyone disagreed, he’d let Brian keep the hat on. Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit.
Where can I get ranch flavored cig filters?