You’ve been out to Tannhauser Gate again, haven’t you?
Dear [redacted]
Please stop boasting that you are powertool (?) powerful (?) powlfeel (?) powestu! (?) poweltu (?)
Merry/Happy Christmas and a happy new year
From [redacted]
HR Jeff is the guy that insists that at least one of the office pizzas has some shit ingredient on it that most (if not all) of the rest of the office hates. But when the pizzas finally show up, he doesn’t eat that claiming that he didn’t see it or he forgot about it. Then when you go back for seconds, the only thing left is the pizza with some vile topping on it.
Fuck Jeff.
Clearly you’re not a choosy mom.