As a potato I don’t find any of this funny at all.

I pause to appreciate their concern for my soul as I set my location to Kazakhstan and grab the lotion.

Yes. And to watch porn when I’m visiting family in Texas.

Shit, we forgot to call EMS didn’t we?

Well shit, still took me like 3 reads lol. Thanks.

Have you ever seen those cock hero videos? Some of them are over an hour long. Yeah, I ain’t got the patience for all that!