Disque*

I’m sure disassembly, transport, and reassembly is sold separately

I have a new religion!

Prometheus didn’t gift us fire and cognition. Lies. We are Prometheus’s curse on the universe. Nothing more than a plague on the gods creation, concocted for some slight we can never understand. The sum of us, brought into being, then tossed into the void and forgotten. To spread like an oil stain across creation.

I used to live in that region. She’ll do some jail, maybe even prison, depending on priors and exactly what went down, but not 30yrs. Just asshole cops making the most out of what they got. No judge will let that shit fly. Maybe in Alabama but not MN.

She’s all around awesome. Always helped people, always gives back. Always been kind. And a certified rock star! I have no tattoos, never seen the allure. But if I woke up with Dolly’s face tattooed I wouldn’t even be angry.

Damn commies should be rich as Crassus by now!

Such a helpful kitty!

Rotted fruit in a barrel of brine. Our ancestors did what they had to to get by, but it’s a different age now.

Like the French and snails. Don’t tell me that’s fancy eating. Twas a plate developed by and for starving fucking peasants. When do you eat a snail? When the alternative is somehow worse.

Olives are barbarism.

This meme is about leg day

More like Bourne Ulti-gay-tum.

I’ll see myself out.

You have no agency. In fact if I’m your employer I’m annoyed AF you’re not a robot.