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Cake day: March 8th, 2024

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  • Probably get shot by some Y’all Qaeda cosplayer for having a mixed race spouse. Whether this happens before or after my brother gets taken out for being gay is up for debate. I hope my sister is spared because her meathead baby daddy is a right wing useful idiot, but she’s an unmarried bisexual mother and that doesn’t pass the purity test, no sir.

    I kinda feel bad for my mom since she was largely apolitical until a black man had the audacity to get elected president, but there’s nothing I can do to stop the parade of leopards once they go face-hunting. Doubly so if I’m dead.


  • As an older guy who offered to drive a much younger woman home for a couple of weeks, a half hour each way for me as opposed to over two hours one way on public transportation for her… yes, I was just trying to be nice. Yes, I felt like I was giving off creeper vibes. She swears that I wasn’t but I’m self conscious enough to have my doubts. Every ride occurred without incident. It was nice to be able to help someone.