Their number 1 song was “The Plop”

Honestly I left the shit show because of family and friends over sharing. I really don’t want to know when my little cousin failed “no nut November”

I’d rather ask him in person when he last ejaculated. Typical family greeting before we shake hands.

THAT’S OK BROTHER! WHEN I CRANK MY HOG IT’S HARD TO DO ANYTHING ELSE! I’M JUST RELIEVED YOU ARE OK!

WHAT WAS THAT BROTHER, YOU NEED TO SPEAK UP!! AROOOOOO!

I just picture someone with a legitimate ear injury having to go to Walmart and getting praised and followed around like Brian from “Life of Brian”.

“No I’m not a Trump supporter, I just nicked my ear doing yard work! Stop following me! Go away! Leave me ALONE!”

Did you try looking in your search history?

The man wouldn’t last an hour minute working on an actual ranch.

Potentially a history book for future generations to enjoy.

Pop pop did pass away. Heart attack in bed.

My gran grans favorite get up a go songs.

• My Neck, My Back (Lick It)
• Magic Stick
• Put It In Your Mouth
• Look Back At Me
• Deepthroat
• Pussy Monster
• Anaconda

Gen É̵̛̛̗̼̮̩̹̺̟͌͐̓͊̿̊̽̽̓̇͆͌̈́̒̏̋͌̍̈́͆̈̑́̃͐͒̃̓̒͛̌͐̀͘͝l̵̨̨̢̡̡̖̦̥̦̰̗̩̲̜̟͎̱͚̖̯̳͉̠̭̣̤̝͓̣̞̯͙̬͚̟̜͇̪͇̲͍͉͚̞̝͔̥͇̙̱̰̳̞̹̝̼̝̻̜̹̮͓̝͇̹̟̩͓͚̭̯̫̹̠̞̰̣̝͕̲̣͓̜̻̦̙̜̤̘͇̏͆̏̾̉́͂̈́̒͋̏̔̀̀́̓͆͆̇͑̊͊̃̒̅̔̇̄͗̐̄͛̒̓̓͑̽͂̈́́̈́͐̃̓͌͘̚̕̚̚͘͜͠͝͝͝͝͠͠d̸̢̨̢̢̺̻͈̝̿̏̽̃̋̂̽͒̿́̂̑̂̍̌̀̎̀̂̓͂̐̍͒̊̃̒͌͑̑͑̎̋̅̓̌̂̔͂̌̊̋́̃͌͗͘̕͘̕͝r̸̨̨̥̯̞̻̬̥̪̼̥͇͍͙̹̻̮̰̫̣͇̣̖͕̺̼̟̭̬͉͓̹͖͍͇̼͉̤͙̖̖͕̤͎̝͕͉̥͈͍̝̹̖̄̌͛͗̇̊̐̄͐̉̑̒̑͐͒͐̈̂͗͊̏̓̎̌̈̈́̉̽̋̑͊̋̆̓̏̑̀̒̕̚̕͝͝͝ͅͅi̴̡̡̢̛̛̫̰̤̰̦̗̥͖̹̹̪̹͎͈̫̱͖̦͖̖͕̞̻̬̖̬̖̻̹̙͚̤̤̣̠̠͙̲̠̲̲̳͔͉̯̙̙̬͚̻͈̗̞̬̗̥̮̞̰͕̥͕͇̳͇̹̥̦̳̪͇͚͓̥̭͊̈̅͒̑̅̽̆̀͆̉͐͋̒̄̄̈́̃̀̏̄͗̔̽̀͐̎̍̂̈̉̌̃̿̀̒̿̀͛͑̓̀̚̕͜͠ͅͅͅͅt̸̨̨̡̡̧̡̢͙̣̯̗͙̲̞̤̣̼̝̘͓̭̳͉̭̮̹̩͖͎̙̯̟̫̳̰̘̟̙̘̦̠̩̥͍̥̣͔͓͍͈͈͙̲̙̩̪̖̜̠̫͓̱̳̠̪͔̝̘̗̲̭̰̭̝͇̼̻̞͔̯̑͌̆͆̄̒̀̆͐̏̊͌̌̆͑̽̿̂̍̉̈́̈́̈́̍͆̆̉̀͗͐̓̈́̉͌̀͆̆̌̾͑̌͋̋̚͜͜͜ͅͅͅc̷̢̨̡̧̨̛̛̪͎̟̱̼͍̙̮̲̣̗̪̣͖̜̜͓̤͇̭̪̘̬̪̮͇͎̙̩̬͚̹̯͈̰͙͚͓̩̣̳͔͔̻͚̹͕̣̖̹̜͍̜̭̗̖͔͉̠̼̝̱͉̰̦̪͖̱̰̥̣̼̠̟̱̥̬̹͉̪͚̎̊̓̆̅͊͗̃̾̌̑̃̈́̈͂̅̈́̓́̓̀̎͑̈́͑̄̀͗̿̍̀͆̔̇̍̽̒̃͒́̾͂̑͋̐̾̓͛͑͌͛̀̚̕͘̕̕̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅh̷̡̨̨̨̨̢̡̡̲͓͈͓͇̱͔̠̮͖̻̺̝̝̲͎̙̙̯͔̬̫̺̭͙̺͙͇̥̝͙̭͍̺̣͈̪̠̦̤͎̫̩̳̙̺̫̤̤̹̥͇̜͎͎̩̬̟͗́̒̋̿̓̀́̅̾͋̏̊̅͆͒́͋̀͒͑́͌͂̓̓̌̈́͘̕͘͘͘͜͝͠ͅͅͅͅ

My favorite part.

This seems more practical for a temporary birth control for men.

https://www.planaformen.com/

Still under development, but works like a microscopic net to prevent sperm from exiting and can be dissolved later if you do decide to have kids.

Future kink

You’re gonna want to sit down on this

I moved into a dated house that came with dated kitchen appliances 70/80s. I’ve updated the floors under, the water line and gas line to them. Mostly everything around them. I’ve still kept the appliances. Still work great.

I’ll keep my money and the fridge that still does what new fridge does, keeps shit cold. And the stove that does what a new stove dies, make shit hot.

And my axe!