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No.
No.
I think more people are coming here for my comments and delusions of grandeur.
Wait who is hating on Weird Al?! I still won’t forgive Prince’s dead ass for being mean to him.
I think you are forgetting good ol American gumption!
You, you could be… If you wanted to.
Steel beams don’t melt at 3727°F, but potatoes do!
Let me save you some time. It all happens way quicker and way younger than you expected.
That fork has a lisp. And I can’t explain that.
Oh it wasn’t the weather. It was the people.
I have a yahoo address with only five letters.
Damn it monitor is broke again.
If he’s willing to take care of my backyard and fix my house then he can stay.
Well they don’t talk to Lloyd. They don’t like Lloyd.
This is to stop stair thieves.
I was born in Kansas. I already have corn for eternities.
Plenty of daylight left to go hiking at 4PM.
Only reason I survived childhood.
Used to live next to a grain elevator in Fontana, Kansas. Yep.
Just this one. It’s enough.