Also barbie Deutsch…hmm, we may need to hire a forensic scientist to solve this.

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Conservative is 4 syllables and they can understand that. Maybe we lost because of shit arguments like this?

I think it’s just precious.

Ineffective potato masher is an amazing taco meat maker. And sometimes you want lumpy potatoes, like you said. I prefer smooth but something like bangers and mash? It just makes it feel more a substantial if there’s lumps.

Her campaign videos with Obama asking for fundraising money boil down to “Gieb $5 or I let the orange man win” for me.

Easier to terrorize minorities if you spread out.

Socialism is when the CIA goes in and kills your leader right?

Sure, when only the educated could join it.

Or….everybody’s favorite tech buzzword….you go blockchain.

Right, Guys the financial industry is held up with ducktape and the hope that people will remember how to code like its 1975.