Lath

On game shop websites looking for some sweet deals. But I’m a cheap bastard, so I’m only just looking.

Right now I’m struggling with buying Divinity Original Sin at 8€, at an 80% discount from 40€, because I think it’s expensive.

Edit: Interestingly, had it been 80% of 30€, which is 6€, I would’ve bought it without hesitation.

Batman.

It can be either. Time is a relative concept that depends on the perception of the user.

You’re not wrong. It’s only criminal on paper and when it makes the news, but the fines to stop and prevent it are minimal.

Italy isn’t a 1st world country. It only looks that way at the top.

Lol. You think Italy is rich? The lower you go down the boot, the poorer the leather.
Remember the bridge that collapsed because the company that built it cut corners? That’s the standard of business there.

Because there’s a lot of competition, these companies have to focus on eye-catching features that make bosses drool.
As an employee, your needs matter little.

Lol. It’s common place for companies to use pirated software in order to reduce costs.
Licences and subscriptions can get expensive, so when companies get forced to increase costs, they tend to fuck off somewhere else.

Depends on context. Do I get fantastic powers or just regular “dump 'em in the middle of somewhere and let them figure it out”?

If the former, I gotta fix that Harry Potter world. It ticks me off.
If the latter, a version of reality where people stay true to their ideals and don’t just spot random bullshit. It might be better, it might be worse, I want to see the difference.

You should flirt with her mom instead. The jealousy will throw her into your embrace. I saw it in a… documentary.

Get prehistoric, go full barbarian, hulk it out, become psychosocial.

Dead Germán baby fish knock knock jokes? Sounds fun and annoying. Let’s do it!

Likely not. Taste should be fruity, with a hint of olives.
Stirred, not shaken.

You should probably check with your bartender and change your medication for a while. Try Bud Light.

I taste my own pee to make sure it’s real.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Considering their world renowned taste in cuisine, not really.

Romance fans will tell you the French language is the adoration of beauty.
The British will tell you that the french taste for beauty is the same as their taste for cheese: it stinks.

Probably parasites. You should see a doctor about that.

I wouldn’t be surprised to have some articles in the next few weeks uncovering a massive smearing campaign against Swift funded by republicans.

One that plays shanties, but not just any shanties, pirated shanties.

You people have grass where you are? I only have some mushy dirt and some crumbly sticks that I believe to be dried cat poop.