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Cake day: July 26th, 2024

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  • Laborer3652@reddthat.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldMeatspin
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    4 days ago

    Same here. Raised by fundamentalist catholics. Its funny you mention pumping gas though haha. I couldn’t pump gas because my cousin did once and got soaked in gas. I learned decades later its because he wasn’t supposed to pump the gas but did anyway when no one was watching and squeezed the handle as he pulled it out of the pump and sprayed it everywhere.

    I couldn’t play Magic: The Gathering because you “summoned” monsters and that meant summoning demons to my mom. Same story with YuGiOh and Pokemon.

    Halloween was the devils holiday and was a somber affair.

    Harry Potter was the work of Satan and was going to force me to be wiccan and eat babies or something.

    There’s probably a lot more that I’ve finally been able to forget.



  • Laborer3652@reddthat.comtoMemes@lemmy.mlBidet anyone?
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    16 days ago

    This is a really stupid question but how are these supposed to work? Do you just shove it under your butthole and spray away?

    I visited Dubai once and wasn’t sure how to use these lol. One time I tried it and it hydroblasted my asshole. I told one of the other foreigners I was with and they laughed at me because they said that was just to spray down shitstains on the toilet. That happened at the end of my trip and I never got to ask someone who knew wtf they were talking about :(

    So now I have no idea wtf they’re for.