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A minimum of crocs is required for a proper hiPoint picture

Who said that they don’t qualify for the term “Nazi behaviour”?

Ok. Your point being?

Customers. Seriously, how absolutely incapable are some people. I wish I could force some of them to write down all the questions they have, make them watch a 5 minute YouTube video and then only bother me if they still need help. Jesus Christ it’s a hardware store not kindergarten where I’ll take you by the hand and tell you not to eat the crayons.

Yeah, normal step lengths are around 60 - 80 cm depending on height and pace

EDIT: obviously injured/elderly people are much lower, and running is much higher, which might explain the distance if OP’s watch thought he was running

At least they’re remixes with some fucking variation

Because it’s already starting again, “Last Christmas”. Fuck that garbage piece of shit song that’s ruining the lives of everyone that has to work in retail during Christmas.

Yeah that seems like it should work :D

Fuck no, that would only encourage digging because it’s too suspicious.

AYO Wtf

If you’re wearing a jacket a chest holster could work, either one with a chest strap like
or if you wear your jacket open one without.

SYML - Mr Sandmann in my ass

Yeah, that sounds pretty irritating

Fuck yes!!

Did the exact same thing as you, watched the show first, absolutely love(d) it, and was sceptical about the books, however the books are even better than the show.

Yeah when (normal) brakes get hot after a certain point that loose significant breaking force up to the point where they just fail completely. You usually should notice it before failure through when the pedal starts feeling soft and squishy.

Naaaaah, they’ll see the food and might not even recognise the plastic cup

The cup is incredibly soft, so it can’t protect him like the shell can

Lol, no she’s not.

This just screams storytime

Nah. 9+1 is satisfying cause 9 is almost there and the 1 completes it. 7+3 is premium because they’re both odd numbers resulting in a nice number. 8+2 is just really meh and nothing special

4+4 should be S tier and 2+8 isn’t even A tier IMO