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I promise there’s no scoffing here! I love my analog bidet, and am always on the lookout for an upgrade, if the price is right. Especially if it can be fitted to a standard american toilet.

Happily taking recommendations, if you have any. The features you listed sound refreshing, relaxing, and somewhat intimidating. Which, to be clear, I’m into.

what’s on the app? profiles for different butts? live feedback from a down-under camera? AI stool analysis?

I was saying “boo-urns”

Klaus will still nail someone’s wife… but it’ll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails

the weenus is a dance

as a mechanic working in a hodgepodge US/EU factory line, I have to suffer through always carrying double the tools to service metric and SAE machines. and after so many years in the industry, I still slip up and say 3/16 when I mean 3/8 sometimes, because fractions are a shit system for wrenches.

oh, and some of our linear encoders readout decimal-feet, because fuck it, why not?

you fans sure are a contentious bunch

Somebody gained a job programming and servicing that mow-bot; maybe even a whole team. Maybe the original driver wrote the path and manages it now.

I get the sentiment, and agree that there’s value in keeping labor jobs reserved for people who need them, but using automation isn’t inherently evil.

When my company moved our production operations to automatic lines and robots, they promoted everyone to machine operators, taught new skills, and paid out more. It may not be the way every company handles the change, but it can be done, and it’s a better path forward than forcing people to accept a life of hard labor.

the most intimate thing a person can do, is to wash someone else’s hair

be the change you wish to see in this world

counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats

so, Team Rocket is the Yakuza, and Silph Co. is Nintendo? that plot in the original games was a cry for help?

I was saying boo-urns…

sure, I’ve played Dark Souls. never dug too much into the lore, though…

instead of plugging that mental image into existence, you should not

such a good X-Files lanpoon. Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny were actually in it, too. great crossover episode for the era.

nah, why charge the guy clearly at fault, when you can just pass the bill on to the taxpayers!

“little bolt no good anymore” - maybe don’t use caveman strength on an 8mm bolt that holds no weight???

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