how are you gonna sell more cars that way? petroleum doesn’t buy itself, you know

unwilling to sacrifice, our kids

How are ya now?

ever watch the original Doc and Mharti? what a trip

shitty final destination

what a weird fucking show

drupe group

foolish Ed-boy

more of a “back to putting off work from school” sale

I used to rush to do my homework in between classes and on the bus, to make more time for short SNES games. I can’t imagine what it’s like for kids, now that they have enormous open-world games to distract them.

the EA way

you only YOLO once

yoYOLOo

he’ll only stop when it stops working. not happening anytime soon, sadly

besides all of the tangible reasons to use Ohio as a punchline, it’s also just a funny sounding name. most Ohio jokes could be made about anywhere in the midwest, but “Ohio” sounds comical on its own.

there’s nothing inherently funny about what the spleen does, but it does sound pretty funny when you say it out loud

I’m reading it as, Lemmings nervously worried we were entertained by the self-inflicted plight of a user that may have caused them cognitive decline.

also, poop joke funny

Starshit Troopers

TAKE OFF EVERY MEME

you are what you eat