Brave browser app. Get it, thank me later.

4 if you count the one using the machine. I’ll see myself out…

🎶Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut!🎶

It did eventually crash into the ground, so it’s not inaccurate…

BBC reported it was missing a wing on the way down, so either it just decided to shed its wing on its own or it was knocked off by something. Not too many things flying around in the air that can take off a plane wing.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you put an apostrophe there?!

(ahem, grammar and spelling Nazis are also horrible)

Human shit can’t be used for fertilizer. I mean, I guess it would work, but it’s against a shitload of health and safety regs.

But that engine is somewhat socialist. It evenly distributes fluids throughout, each component having the same amount of influence on whether or not the engine as a whole can function. One stops working and the others all stop in solidarity.

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I remember 10 or 15 years ago reading a study about children watching TV and having ad breaks jump in for consecutive 30 second distractions (with exciting toys/products kids get a flood of dopamine seeing) being linked to a rise in it.

Saves battery too if on a trip.

Nah your previous piece of candy had a powerful hallucinogen in it.

mouth is much more tolerant than my ass

Protein powder (I use the Orgain pea protein stuff) + banana + ice + milk/milk alternative all in blender. I don’t question the dark magic of this concoction, I just appreciate it after going a little overboard with the scoville units.

raises hand I really don’t know how any of this works.

Depends on how spitty the llama is feeling.

If he’d fired it during the actual take it wouldn’t have been pointed at a person though. They have clear lanes to fire blanks since they spew out powder and dust, and if anything gets lodged in the barrel it can become a projectile. It’s why they use dummy weapons when ‘firing’ with another actor in the scene.

Hmm, I think the key lies in your username. Replace corn syrup with hot sauce. You can still subsidize farmers, just have them growing Carolina Reapers instead of field corn.

Mostly tasteless? You need to try a better biscuit. Also, while that biscuits and gravy thing is true, they’re more often either on the side or cut in half with bacon and eggs or something in between the halves. It’s not something you want to eat every day, but once every few months on a Saturday morning it’s incredible.

I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat

I walk around in the Summer time, saying, “How about this heat?”

Speaking French isn’t a race.