I’m at least 30 years from $0 lol.

It’s funny how my net worth was higher when I was renting than it is now that I’m a homeowner that bought 18 months ago.

I was a manual purist, until I move to a large city and had to drive in it often.

I still miss my manual cars, but god damn it was a pain in the city.

I recently started delivering with DoorDash to add some cushion to my budget and this week I had someone buy a single two pound bag of spaghetti noodles from Safeway.

I got laid $6.75 for the delivery after tip (DoorDash paid me $4.75 and the customer gave me a $2 tip). The noodles cost 3.84 at Safeway, and $4.18 on the app, and Safeway is a zero dollar delivery fee shopping experience.

As far as I can tell, it cost DoorDash a dollar or two for me to make that delivery, and/or the customer paid a lot more than $6.75 for the noodles for it to make sense for DoorDash to take.

It was a sort of surreal experience.

I went to school with a Ben Dover. He tried to go by Benjamin but the little shits we were we wouldn’t let him.

Deeply offended at the lack of Homestar Runner in your list.

It’s a demonstration of The Grapefruit.

Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

So yea.

“I stopped going after the super hot girls and then finally met my wife”

I know it’s not what you mean but it gave me a good chuckle.

Oh god, can we not?

Same

I was thinking about that, but the lines, kerning, and consistency would give it away. Unless you have some app that’ll fuck with all that a bit.

And I deeply appreciate it.

I learned Spanish in high school, but I never really had the opportunity to use it (grew up in a very insulated community where minorities weren’t exactly celebrated and ‘you’re in America speak English was a common sentiment) and lost it. I can still say ‘your mom smells like cheese when it’su see water’ and a few other things, but any semblance of conversational Spanish is gone.

I have no beef with folks circle jerking in their own space, go for it. But having it constantly hammered in my feed is just annoying and toxic. May as well get in arguments about whose dad could beat up whose.

One thing I miss from Reddit is that all this software/hardware supremacy bullshit died out years ago.

I’m so fucking sick of these memes

No idea. It’s just not a platform anyone in my life has used in a manner that dragged me in.

I’ve somehow never used WhatsApp.

That makes a bunch of sense.

What a fuckin loser

The exception being when one of those kids is running around the plane spitting on people. Happened to me on a return trip from the Philippines. That was neat.

Child free by choice person here, though not the child hating kind.

At the end of the day, do your best. Your kid is all that matters. Focus on comfort, stuff to help with popped ears, and other soothing things that can help your baby sleep.

Holy shit lmao.

It’s no secret that the Chinese government controls everything Chinese companies produce. If I’m using any digital item made in China I assume it sends whatever info it can on me back to China. This is nothing to do with Chinese people and everything to do with its authoritarian government.

Touch some grass and learn the concept of nuance you twat.