Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.

This might be a US thing. I have worked in — what I consider — pretty unfulfilling jobs, but they usually still insist I take my vacation time and remind me to take breaks. Maybe it secretly came back in my performance review in obscure ways so I might also be an idiot.

2001: A Space Odyssey

The person who had your number previously used WhatsApp. Maybe they are still using that number for WhatsApp.

It’s a little weird that syphilis and chlamydia are way more euphonic than they ought to be. They just roll off the tongue and feel so good to say.

Pedophiles in the olympics, our strange toilets with the “poop shelf”; I just can’t win today.

Edit: it’s so you can inspect it. How is everyone else inspecting their poo?

I made a rather mean comment and I am disappointed in myself. It was meant as a joke. Please accept my apology.

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When I think of whales holding their breath for hours, I get anxious. I know they evolved differently. But if I suddenly became a whale, I’d be hearing the Sonic drowning music in my head all the time.

I made grilled cheese for my father in law in India where it was not insignificantly difficult to find “American” bread and processed cheese. It’s comfort food that crosses borders and cultures.

Edit: You United Statesians got that weird cheese thing right and I will die on that hill.

LOL Favourite? Jury is out. Most popular? Android all the way.

I got in trouble in a discussion about the most popular Linux distro when I said it’s obviously Android.

“We have such sights to show you”.

Trying to get everyone saying things properly is like hurting cats.

As if everyone on Lemmy is going to vote 200 times.

GPT4All

Look on the bright side: a vote for Biden is really just a vote for Kamala Harris with extra steps.

The most dangerous phrase is “we’ve always done it this way”.

Can elope 🥰

Damn, I guess you will have to find a new hair product to eat.