Jikal

No-bake cookies with Splenda instead of sugar. My wife made some and they turned out looking amazing, but had the taste of Bitrex. Absolutely foul.

5 Watt laser pointer and etch dicks onto every wooden surface I see

EverQuest. I damn near flunked high school from all the binge sessions. The last time I logged in it was well over a year /played. Waiting on random spawn timers was wild.

Good choice. I live in the rural midwest and the only thing that’ll reach (even though we’re in the flatlands) is a WISP we pay $170 a month for 12/6. No data caps, but it’s slow as shit. At least it’s not satellite so we can still play games online fairly reliably but damn.

Center because it’s strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.

“I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!”

Upvote when it’s helpful information or funny. Downvote if someone’s being an asshole, giving incorrect info, or complaining about getting downvotes.

If they have a differing opinion I don’t downvote it, but might toss an upvote if they obviously put a lot of thought into it.