Hyggyldy

The virginity is less of an issue than 31 years of loneliness. Like, people say you don’t need a relationship to be happy and that’s true, but it really doesn’t fucking help in the slightest. It’s just a pointless platitude from people who don’t understand the pain.

This will haunt my nightmares

“It’S nOt FrEe” No shit, neither are roads. You’re just not used to thinking about all the things your tax dollars get you.(Not you you, the general you.)

Idk what that drink is but anything involving that much lime has got to be good.

My apologies but I know not your strange Elven language.

I’ll have to try it that way. I usually crack a couple of eggs in the pot while cooking. Holds the broth and makes it more filling.

Ramen is also a good vehicle, depending on the leftovers.

Is this actually entertaining to you? Playing at being a pretentious snob sounds pretty boring and sad to me.

Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver’s license.

Stuff sucks. Tried it once. Fuckin anxiety in powder form.

What’s it like to be a highschool troll? Must be lonely.

I need to, ironically, pick up some caffeine pills so I can quit. Last time I quit I waited until I started feeling like shit then took part of a caffeine pill, since I couldn’t find smaller ones. Only had to take the one dose and I was good.

This is why I’ve started limiting my sugar to once a week. It’s working pretty well. The cravings dropped decently after a few days.

Don’t take that armourer that fucked up to the firing range.

Cuz I’m fuckin lame, ugly, and put off a creepy vibe or something. I was staying at a hotel recently and complimented the lady at the desk on the hair ribbons she always wore. She didn’t wear them any more afterwards. After that I feel like I should just give up because clearly nothing is ever going anywhere.

It seems to be solid for making calculators. I’ve used a number of build optimizers for various games that are made in Excel.

Edit: Actually I guess they’re Google Sheets. Idk how the feature sets compare.

Wut

I mean businesses under capitalism have to support themselves somehow. On the web if you’re not a storefront you basically have to either advertise or offer subs.

I only punch interdimensionally. Damn those lazy Gorblecks.