Unsheathing that bad mamajamma requires at least two hands. Small hands, though. For the picture.

Keeping the ole sphincter clinched requires an immense of amount of energy and focus. Definitely distracting.

Gockdang this shart made me laugh more than I wish it had.

That res will allow you to see all the shit on TV peoples face - pores, scars, liver spots, 3 mm of make up, semen, etc.

The quality of the meats confirms this thought.

Snap it in half over your knee.

Correct. I just wish they pulled the camera back so that we could scope those shiny obliques.

As long as you keep the cheese scarf in check, HR is typically ok with it.

Clearly Santa knows science to be able to visit all of those houses, hauling that massive load, all in one night.

What side is the fan on? Is he getting lint all up in that mamabored?

It’s obvious she’s not an atheist because they never cry. Ever.

I can smell this garden and it’s glorious. Ohmmm

But she’s studying medicine, so yeah, medicinal.

Not gonna lie, sweet kicks and shades after graduation.

Love it. Hmmm guaaah-nooo

You’re correct. And also, Batman smells AMAZING.

Ay-mans