Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]

Clerk: “Um, sir, that doesn’t look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?”

• The jig is up. Run

• Apologize profusely

• [Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don’t know what fruits are

EVEN 58%

+1 You look terribly frazzled

This is a Red Check. It can not be retried

Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] “Is this not a banana?” You say in the most genuine tone you can muster

Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back

The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression

Clerk: “Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana”

Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this

Somebody trying to make Harambe 2 is my only guess

MY CAR GETS 18 FARTHINGS TO THE HOGSHEAD AND THAT’S THE WAY I LIKE IT

liberals DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC

I learned that “capitalism” is an economic system, not a system of government.

Consider for 3 seconds that what you “learned” about the world is a product of the system that produced it

Capitalism is a system of government, and in capitalist countries, they teach their citizens that capitalism is at at odds with the state and not working in conjunction with it

the leftism understander has logged on

Those lazy commies with their limp wristed excuses like: “The reality of living under a capitalist society”. Why don’t they just eat some bootstrap stew like my pa did and die of preventable illness generating labor value for someone else?

Quick, genuine question because I don’t know: What does the “ml” in memes@lemmy.ml stand for? I thought it was for Marxist-Leninist but I’m actually not sure about that

honestly I’m still shocked people are buying into Reagan’s welfare queen nonsense 40+ fucking years later

not so fast, Abe-sama. I have the power of Hexbear emojis now