Is he cute?
Is he cute?
So you’re saying I just need a sous vide thingy that works in salt water (or to clean the damn thing afters) and a big tub, that’s actually pretty doable
Not my bathtub, no. It’s too small.
You get a mug a year here. It’s illegal in my state to pay (the donor) for anything that comes from the body.
regarding day change, you could also just have it change at UTC midnight and the entire planet bongs at that time if they’re awake.
Save a slap for the dude who invented sundials, and another slap for the dude who invented civilization.
could I get some kebabs please
I follow. The best lies have a teensies pair of truth legs to get them started.
When is JFK coming back from the dead
The bushes are old money. They punish people by overthrowing the country you live in.
Sisyphus could try to change his pick, but he could never get there. He could only change half his pick, then half his remaining pick, then half the remaining remaining pick, and so on until nearly all his pick is changed. It could never be entirely changed though. It also comes with free choice of topping.
Bang a rang
Courts will still find a way to fuck this up for all of us. At least the lawyers will get rich.
Aw fuck there’s an extra with in there isn’t there
I filled my cup with mustard before they could catch me and by god I’m gonna fuck with everyone
Oh dude you do not want to experience how many holes it comes out after that one
if the internet has taught me anything and it hasn’t, you can’t properly contain bamboo
My experience is that you start work and the next day is off so you just lock the doors and keep working, but maybe there are financial institutions without backlogs idunno.