My pocket calculator: does not run anything

Conclusion: my pocket calculator wins. Always

Or, as someone put it: we are brains piloting bone mechs with muscle armor

Telegram started the enshittification route already. Premium version, locked features and stickers, spam about their crypto crap, and now these useless stories

MemeScanner

Does OCR on memes (or images in general), so you can search them by text

Skill issue

Ability to regrow lost teeth

How to make TNT (in minecraft)?

Me: Linux, can you uninstall the bootloader and kernel?

Linux: sure thing

Not really, I prefer to do this kind of stuff on a desktop. Also, I don’t think mobile browsers have good developer tools to use for this purpose

I usually try this method when there isn’t something easier: https://superuser.com/a/990986

Donald Duck

First world problem*

We have cats that can be alive and dead at the same time. Perfectly normal, no magic involved.

And we can make you age slower than your twin brother, just go on a very fast space trip. Still no magic needed. It’s totally legit

Also “Yes”

The sadder part is that most people don’t even use/know about adblockers in the first place

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I’m sorry to ruin your story, but before semiconductors we used vacuum tubes to do the same stuff.

(Well, they sucked in many ways: they were bulky, heavy, slow, fragile, and hot. But they could do logic gates and everything.)

Wow, this is so old that it’s new to me! I expected a rickroll

Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, he never cries

Girls get mad that it takes so little to make us happy. Smh