Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.
The wasabi goes over there.
Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.
Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.
(Here’s a /s for those who think I’m serious.)
If I told her, “bish, make me a sammich!”, I would get a no-sex sammich. It would be all that I get to eat for days, and it would differ from the sandwich I might make for myself by the number of people involved.
It sounds like a low-rent Hulk. Grodge SMASH!
I’m the SO of someone with ADD who was similarly affected. It messed her up for months. Things are just getting back to normal now. On the bright side, she has less insomnia on the new meds.
TIL that Gus Johnson is a time traveler.
I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese
“Feed a cold, starve a fever.” Rest, hydrate, and eat if you can.
Darcy the human wants healthcare. Trained trash pandas want apples. Why are we even discussing this?
Yes, but the voice I hear in my head changes.
They should name it Spic 'n Span cuz it’s spotless.
You could give people a mild shock. “Here. Hold these while I crank this thingy.” Could be good for some lulz. Or get you burned as a witch.
Since we’re doing old memes lately, “DO NOT WANT!!”
Good God, yes! It would be such an enjoyable job if the whole culture around it weren’t so toxic.
OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.