Granite

Now I want to read a fantasy comedy where someone trying to make cookies from an ancient recipe is whisked off on an adventure to fulfill the prophecy, but they just want snickerdoodles dammit.

I’m taking the snakes 100%. Snakes don’t want to bite you, so stay in open spaces and you’re all good.

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

We edited a real trial to be a reality show!

I bet the producers are so, so proud

It’s pining for the fjords.

Yeah, in the West, we are suffering from unregulated capitalism and it’s hurting us badly. But that certainly doesn’t mean communism is good, especially authoritarian communism (which is exactly what we have historical examples of). We need social safety nets, better taxation, and fucking choices in the west.

The violent Truman Show