This deserves to be on a fortune cookie.

Gary cheats. Why else would he always challenge you when your pokemon are weak?

Still have my old Nokia 3310 in a drawer. I bet if I charged it, the thing would still work. Only phone I could use as a self defense weapon.

If we’re not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of food?

When you lack black ink, the printer judt grabs the other colors until it makes black. Wich is kind of annoying since it’s the cheapest toner.