So you’re telling me that you can just press a few buttons and learn how to make a bomb? How are your landlords and bosses still alive?
So you’re telling me that you can just press a few buttons and learn how to make a bomb? How are your landlords and bosses still alive?
There are 10 kinds of people in this world
Sure, but we’re in a job interview, right?
Would you please be the boss of me now?
I was a senior project manager at Twitter
Closer to kwest-chun
Yes, I knew that. If I could remember which layer of which tree I’d be all set.
The path of a bullet is parabolic. You ain’t hitting shit with that math, yo.
Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.
Yeah, that’s going to require some travel, so it’s going to cost more, but I’d go as low as $20,000.
How long is that going to take? Can we do it via Zoom? If it’s not inconvenient for me to attend this meeting I’d be down for $1/second. My number is higher if it has to be in person, but I’m not gonna act like it’s a high number.
Yeah. I was very suspicious up until that last part, but it turns out it was her after all.
get the fuck out the club
That’s legit good advice
20% of your effort produces 80% of your results, so giving 40% effort at work should be plenty. Don’t even half ass it.
Oh Team Joe. I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but all of what would have been my discretionary income is servicing student loans.
This is why you set a policy that says Mail is allowed but not supported. Then you can tell all those users to use the Outlook app or OWA until they figure out how to fix Mail on their own.
I genuinely worry that as more clocks update themselves we will become complacent and will never be free from this tyranny.
But maybe we could reach a point where the clocks update every night so instead of shifting an hour at a time twice per year we can shift 20 seconds per day. I haven’t put much thought into this but I think it’s the next best solution after leaving the god damned clocks alone.
I hope he stole something to make all that worth it
Sonicare might be expensive but it leaves my teeth feeling cleaner. It’s like having that perfectly smooth clean feeling after a dentist visit every day. No way I’ll ever go back to manual scrubbing like some sort of troglodyte.