I have, because of my father, dual citizenship with the UK and now that Labour has gotten in, I feel like that’s a legitimate way out, so I am expediting getting a UK passport.

Due to a technicality of the sort that their bureaucracy will hate, I also have the possibility of German citizenship. I’d much rather have the ability to live and work in the EU, so I’ll probably start working on that when I get to the UK.

My daughter is queer, I’m Jewish and (although this may not sound like a problem to some of you, I suggest researching it) my wife is a librarian, so I want an exit plan.

I like cornbread and I like hot dogs, so why I have I never liked corn dogs?

You seem to think I’m complaining about this. I’m not.

People put their religion on their gravestone. That’s just corporate branding under another label.

I’d tell you if I could, but I have no idea and they’re both most likely dead by now, so I doubt I’ll ever know.

Are you familiar with this book? It’s a lot of fun.

https://www.byanyothernerd.com/2020/04/stranger-days-39-mysteries-of-motel.html

Because, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.

Something like that would be way beyond my price range. I’ll be lucky if I can afford a metal plaque.

Like the others, I didn’t think it was fake.

This is the guy who doesn’t think aroused women have wet vaginas after all.

https://www.jezebel.com/wet-pussy-stumps-ben-shapiro-1844678613

And his wife is a doctor too.

Believe it or not, my dad had a friend in that situation. They were married, got divorced, stayed monogamous with each other. They just didn’t live together. I guess they didn’t want sex with anyone else but they also didn’t want to live with each other.

We called the dog Indiana.

“You think I have bad taste? Oh honey, look at that top you’re wearing.”

*Knock knock*

Hello, sir. I was wondering if you’ve heard the good nwes?

Ah, so he was really a modern artist and not a cartoonist! That explains everything, thank you!

I don’t know. Not with this version. A reverse image search didn’t help.

I guess the nose not being shaded like the rest of the body is a clue there. I didn’t even think about that. Thank you.

I’d add a fourth-

The last thing that needs to happen is for people to be too intimidated to vote.

Most people don’t period. He was a Catholic that wanted a theocracy. Just because V for Vendetta promoted the guy doesn’t mean he should have been promoted.

Considering voter ID is required in most states now, you have to show your face in order to vote.

Also, this really wouldn’t work in Oregon since it’s all vote by mail there.

Yeah, but can you survive a hydrogen bomb blast in a 1980s fridge? No, you need a 1950s fridge for that.