Maturity

Go to Turkey. Visit the shops in Istanbul where they sell carpets. Be invited in for a beer and a meal.

They will serve delicious apple tea.

But really, it’s the whole experience. And that’s the best tea.

Totes, I wasn’t disagreeing

Did a gastrolith write this?

I’m not above being petty, so lemme just say she looks exactly as I expected.

The only way forward for Dems is to drop all the old guard. They’re all remnants of a different time, and the world has moved on.

I brought that up, literally minutes ago. 100%

Biden was getting trounced. The party was *embarrassed *, so they made a bunch of backroom deals and sharpened their knives. Then Liz Warren stuck her blade in Sanders’ back on live TV.

100%

Let yourself get a little cold. You’ll end up with the blanket, but keep it off as long as possible while you fall asleep.

I thought that’s where the biblically accurate angels come into play?

Begins pissing in a whirling dervish

“Well I get bored on my starship, same as you.”

Rulers have what now?

Hey, Adam; watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!

Pinch your cheeks to remove dead-inside eyes

“As per my previous email…”

a) Maxell

b) No “portable speaker” compares to the fidelity of a wired stereo system. it’s like arguing which is the healthiest junk food

c) DOSS Soundbox XL

d) get off my lawn

You think anyone cares how many “animals” are on stage?

If they can’t creatively figure out how to give everyone a part they can be excited about, then they have no business producing the show. I mean, a fucking door? Pathetic.

Take some liberties: for one, it’s a manger, add animals. For two, it’s a work of fiction, add aliens, or Wookies, or robots. For three, the whole point is to have kids feel included and be interested, so add MDMA or something.

And you can swap scopes depending on, uh, context.