Who is Jeeves and why would I ask him instead of my parents?

This same advice is true for the JavaScript situation as well sometimes

I agree, but to be fair to OP, 5 and 9 are also single digit numbers.

I feel like I only ever won this like 2 or 3 times total

This exact reason is why they normally go by the USSS

Get me some space ketchup!

This has happened a few times were I find a solution on stack overflow, I go to upvote the answer and I get the error message “you can’t upvote your own post”

Yep, that was my answer to my own question from 5 years ago

This is a human rights violation

I can’t tell if they did this for Halloween, a funny photo, or if these are some of those “The Joker/Harlequin describes my personality” people.

The first country to do both should win something special

In middle school I helped run the media stuff at my summer camp, audio and projector. We thought it would be really funny to show this one night after the talent show. We really cranked up the volume too.

I don’t think we officially got in trouble, but there were a lot of people that got pretty upset with us.

I think that’s because pretty much everything just happens on the internet now. Most specialized applications are either built cross platform or are a website, so it really doesn’t matter what you use that much. It’s just down to personal preference

Angry Ellen Degeneres in that last one

You have 7 days until that happens, chill out

There is a banana ban

JUST LOOK AT THE BUTTON AND TAP YOUR FINGERS TOGETHER BROTHER, oh yeahhh!

Getting August started early this year I see

You’ve just created a great T-shirt idea

Do you have an iPhone? You can make your own!

Settings > sound & haptics > [pick any tone] > haptics (at the top) > create new vibration

How much you spending on custom vibration patterns?