Tombstone or buckaroo banzai.

Thai papaya salad was what got me into hot food. I was at a Thai restaurant with Thai friends, and they told me to try it. It looked like coleslaw to me, so I grabbed a bunch and started eating it. First couple bites were fine, but then the heat came. And the salad was the only thing that provided any temporary relief. I had so much of it. I loved it. I’ve tried it other places, never been as good because they will use jalapeno instead of the tiny Thai chilis.

I am very proud to say that I wasn’t even aware that abusive material filenames had a certain pattern. Thought never crossed my mind.

Pull out.

A 14 year old girl once tried to berate me for having an android versus her iPhone. I asked her why her iPhone was so much better thsn my android? She didn’t have a response. I told her that I had an iPhone, and found it inflexible and frustrating to use. It’s overpriced and boring…

She didn’t really understand what I was getting at, and why ear buds or blue text bubbles weren’t important to me.

Shush. There are many Americans that still drive a manual transmission.

We loved A.P. Bio. The students really made the show an absolute delight.

Christmas Coupon. It’s so fucked you can’t take your eyes off it.

Fucking cry about it.