Candyman Candyman Candyman Candyman … … . … … <draws breath> Candyman

Wait till they drop you as a customer by cancelling your payment tier,then send you countless begging letters over the next month begging you to return. If you wanted my money that badly, why did you cancel me NETFLIX???

You’re all in here with horror and mature movies, but I’ll hit you with Watership Down for the win 😉

By Grabthar’s hammer!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dear Netflix, I’ve been a loyal customer since 2013. I’ve been perfectly happy with our arrangement. YOU are the one terminating our contract, not me. It seems you’d prefer to get rid of a happy, paying customer in the hopes you can somehow persuade them to embrace a higher cost or shittier experience (ads). That’s a bold move Cotton. Buh-bye dons pirate hat

YARR MATEYS

Is it considered a technological advancement to remove something which exists now and actively makes life worse? I’d like to remove “health insurance” as a concept

But ser! Wizz theez Rocher, you arr spoiling us!

I adopted this years ago so I could tell the difference between a 1 and a 7 😁

…which I totally mis-read as chapsticks and was wondering where you get chapsticks long enough to eat with 🤦‍♀️😅