Maybe, but look at the pinephone (also all linux users should be banned from ever naming anything, ever)

I want one. It has so many features I fucking love.

I’m way too computer stupid to make it work

Oh ho ho!

Well, are we talking stuff scored at the bar, or on the drunken stumble back?

Because I have a penchant for grabbing city property that’s been wiped out by some drunk driver already.

Bike racks. Innumerable signs and posts. A fire hydrant, a big fucking fatty, too. Car parts EVERYWHERE That yellow grippy stuff at the crosswalk. Many, many signs and posts. A whole assed traffic light (fucking finally)-not the post. Jesus, not the post. Yes, I tried. A wooden telephone pole (I had help, and we sang chanties while we did it) The lightbox with the little man and hand. It works! So does the traffic light :)

For the record, drinking and driving IS nevada’s state pasttime, and a friend of mine once scored two actual streetlights, posts and all. Bastard tried to sell them to me :/

Oh just think cucumbers are fucking disgusting.

Lol

You do you of course. I just wish sushi joints would do celery instead of cucumber

Gross

What’s really crazy is how fucking Good all those microphones are.

I’ve been using alfredcam to utilize old phones and tablets, and holy shit they can hear so well.

Like the k88, an ancient tablet that was useless when it came out, foisted upon at&t users. The mic on it will pick up conversations clear as a bell OUTSIDE my house

Shit’s fucked, yo

What the fuck

I want to know more

You may not be an old dude, but it sure seems like you already hit the wall.

Friend of mine’s father, who was seventy at the time, got hit on by an older lady at the grocery store.

Lamenting that he didn’t follow it up with her, “she was eighty, but a young eighty, if you know what I mean”

Wall? Gtfo, dumbass

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I have never had one fail. Never even heard of one snapping.

The one on my stepvan doesn’t pull quite hard enough on its own, but it works.

And …it’s a cable? Like seven cents a foot?

Test toot!