Lol hotwheels have a locked diff

Nah, just like a normal centaur but with long spindly giraffe legs

Just don’t mention it on the conservative communities, otherwise it’ll be the next conspiracy theory on sneaking voters into a swing state.

It means you’re slowly going deaf and haven’t realized how much you rely on lip reading

Have you tried using more cowbell?

I pronounce the x like the president of China Xi jinping. So xits=“shitts”

Website says 6-16floz/gal of water

And they spelled it: Geoluread

A relative of mine rear ended someone and couldn’t understand why they were at fault for the accident. Just kept saying the person in front of them just stopped out of nowhere and there was nothing they could do.

People just don’t realize they’re supposed to give that much distance to the person in front of them. You’re supposed to be able to stop without hitting the person in front of you if they, for any reason, stop without warning.

In my area the driving manual only discusses stopping/following distances for the commercial drivers license, not the standard drivers license

Extreme temperatures AND high C (coulomb) rates. Not really a problem on most smart phones. But you’d have to charge from 0-100% in under 20 minutes (above 3 coulomb) for that to become a real problem

Stop staring at that chair’s dick! leave it and JD to their homo-sectional relations

Found the southerner. You don’t salt roads during road construction season.

Certainly not, if there’s any chance of endangered species visiting your berry patch

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Took a second for me to see it was priced for 2 footlongs, I was thinking $9.11 was a decent price for one today

Disque

Why can’t I unsee it now that you’ve said something?

That was my recollection too. Super slow all the way up to the finale when everything blew up.

Have you considered taking a serve safe restaurant hygiene class. I used to be similarly worried about food, but after learning about the safe handling and storage rules and temperature danger zones, I’m much less worried about left overs.

Trust our anus for your anus. Uranus shit tickets, available wherever books are sold.