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Chaff
Chaff
Magic the Gathering.
I played religiously in high school. Competed in tournaments every weekend. But around Stronghold, they just started churning out expansion after expansion after expansion, and even placing high in most tournaments, i just couldn’t keep up with the older guys that had incomes. So, i quit.
When Commander came out, i tried to play again, but it just felt different. It was more about who had the coolest mat, or who had the newest combo. It felt monetized, and i didn’t like it. The final straw for me was when i found out they did a promo expansion with My Little Pony… If you like MLP, cool. More power to you. But i HATE MLP with a rage that could scour all life from existence. My little sister was obsessed, and that meant it was in my face for a decade at least. Can’t stand that shit, and wizards going cash grab during the height of the bronie movement just killed the last of my good will.
Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.
“You should ask for a refund.”
“You say it was an everything bagel?”
“That’s right.”
“And that explains the weed and coke?”
“Yes.”
“Then where’s the opium and meth…?”
Isn’t a cyber truck electric…? Aren’t you worried about sharks?!?
Elected on Friday. Sworn in on Saturday. Assassinated on Sunday.
Well, duh! That’s a waste of perfectly good smeg. You should put it in your “smoothie.”
They explain it in The Boys. It’s called a “murder boner.”
It’s either a really ham-fisted troll, or the most socially inept moron I’ve seen online in a decade. Interchangeable, really.
And it’s mystery is exceeded only by it’s power.
The blue(and green) beetle LIVES!
You said it better than i ever could. Starting at Jurassic Park, and going all the way to The Wheel of Time, just keep Hollywood away from my literature!
Holy shit, that’s pretty funny. To me, it reads as if Trump was a caveman:
“Grok is best hunter, with biggest hands. Grok use bigly hands to carry best spear.”
“Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?”
Chaff