I don’t think I’ve ever noticed those legs before. Noice.

Literally dropping a new 350 into my 78 k5 blazer right now. 45 years that first engine. Try that, Tesla.

I’ve tried the back and hate it due to you get a view of the entire audience and all the yahoos who refuse to not light up their phones mid movie. We live in a society of entitled twats. Getting this confirmation a half dozen times during the movie I paid for just makes my BP go up.

Right behind the crossing lane and the never-used handicapped section so I can put my feet up. It’s six rows from the front. Only downside is every yahoo with a tiny bladder that insists on parking on the far side of the theater from the exit has to parade back and forth constantly in the movie, breaking the emersion.

Bonus: a couple of airplane bottles to add to my coke and some raisinettes from the drug store where they cost 1/5 as much. Just carry them in my bag. No one working in the theater gives a crap if you bring in your own food.

Disney’s Haunted Mansion ads are getting a bit invasive.

The Knack - bangin hit, and couldn’t handle the first month of tour together. Broke up.

Snake Farm, when asked how to sell a policy that’s clearly more expensive than the competition’s answer was “They should feel privilege to be a Snake Farm customer.”

The hubris was baffling.