Buried.

Banger after banger

I use a bread box and still put the bread in its original bag with the original clip.

I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.

Orange County

Coming of age movie with Tom Hanks’ kid, and Jack Black. Mediocre at best.

I was at a bar in 2012 when McKayla Maroney botched her vault. I yelled “You suck!”

The thing is my friend worked there, and it was this restaurant on Capitol Hill in DC. I’m a metalhead, and I look the part. So, I stuck out like a sore thumb.

I definitely was the guy in this picture to everyone that day.

Go away, Matt.

Employers will just with someone?!? Is there anything that can the situation?

Not brioche either

Sorry, I was being facetious. Probably was drinking at the time.

It’s funny you ask. I used to hate them. But over time, I was determined to overcome my food phobias.

I can’t think of the name, but that one superhero that wears the funny outfit.

Fix the problem. Not easy

A lot of insecurities

I chose to migrate.

Okay, boomer

Never sawl the movie, but that line was in the trailer. I’m definitely a nerd anyway.

Botox. I got paralyzed from the waist up. Everyone calls me Riverdance now.

Shake it Off by Taylor Swift

I want a bigger penis.

There was a kid in grade school growing up that was a bully. He made a kid cry while we were waiting for our class picture to be taken in the 6th grade, and you can see that kid crying in the picture. I still think about it often.

The bully ended up being one of the greatest running backs my county ever knew. He was a game changer.

I randomly decided to look up the crying kid from the school picture a couple years ago. He is now a very successful man. I couldn’t be any happier seeing that. It almost brought me to tears.

The bully was shot and killed in the streets a couple years after graduating high school.