Gotta stop watching it for the plot and just go for the ride

I still have that splinter in my ass from last year’s visit.

The first three seasons have some great moments which most people can relate to. Everyone knows a Patrick Star, someone who’s so dumb it hurts but you still have to deal with them. Everyone has worked for a Mr Krabs, the cheapest and stingiest of employers. And many people find themselves turn from happy in life as a child to become Squidward, who is just done with all of it at his meaningless job and low pay but can’t quit.

QUBGG, easy.

Arachnids win.

My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.

Hot as balls or hurricane every day you say? Fuck yeah humans, good job.

I always liked to imagine the Charmin Bears as having small to medium sized nipples, but I’m not complaining

I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.

You have to go somewhere else to tear it.

13 months of 28 days with an extra holiday at years end, it works so much cleaner than what we use.

She hasn’t had only 70k fans at any show this year. Most stadiums are well over 100k, plus 20k more people dancing in the parking lot, that’s how you know this is fake.

Exactly. We have 50 years of computer driven exponential growth and not a fucking thing is better for us. We don’t work less, travel more, be richer, live a better life, or have a better future for the planet. It should make everyone anti-capitalist.

Are you the original potato/anus or is this a new hobby for you?

Beautiful, well done!