In Dutch or Flemish at least we say: Ik moet een grote boodschap doen.

Which is a literal translation for: I have to make a big message.

Pronouns: Tremendey/Tremendous

Man that was a great subreddit.

Right.

Tensions between the watermelons and the cavaillons have always been high, but now we’re just at a pitting point.

Last name, sure, first name though… There are some older Jans, but the younger ones are few and far between. At least where I live.

Such a Mussolini wannabe. Sad.

Been biking all my life, won’t quit now.

Still OOTL, Alabama said rock is henceforth child by law?

I’m OOTL. I live someplace where women’s rights aren’t returning to the middle ages. You Americans sure know how to get things jingled up. First a copper mistakes an acorn for an assault on his thin blue life, now some poor bloke has to pay child support for a stone he’s not the biological father off? (That’s what I make of this anyway)

I thought this at first as well. But then I thought he probably is that dislodged from reality that he genuinely thinks he’s discriminated against when people mention equity and stuff like that because he’s the antagonist of equity.

If everyone in the world is at least not poor and comfortable it means a lot less wealth for him; a big No No for PeElon.

Non rebellious printer

Baby wristlet with heartbeat sensor (this one will make you go proper crazy)

Car that breaks down as soon as you buy it

'cause fuck cars.

Common misconception, but the towel dipped in mayonaise (often paired with a well aged Trapist) is very typical for a Belgian breakfast, not the Germans.

That’s why I company at a shit time.

Right?

That guy must feel so included. Very wholesome.

I don’t know about that. I’m far from a biologist, but in Dutch a panther is just a synonym for a leopard, not the whole Pantera family. The word panther is more associated with the black pelt, but still only refering to the species of leopard.

I feel attacked.