And my money!
And my money!
I have to make a confession:
The big one is just the best. Never uses his claws, not even when getting a bath to destroy the fur-monster of the shedding season. He uses it to pick up food tho. He doesn’t mind getting them clipped.
The little one’s a vocal bastard. But he also accepts, while being not amused and complaining all the tine, the clipping.
So, the President is legally allowed to just kill anyone, but if anyone is resisting, even just saying “if you kill my uncle’s nephew’s father’s roommate and I will seek revenge”, it’s
18 U.S. Code § 1751 - “Presidential and Presidential staff assassination, kidnapping, and assault,” which covers attempts to kill or inflict harm on the President.
18 U.S. Code § 871 - “Threats against the President and successors to the Presidency,” which criminalizes threats to kill or harm the President.
Horror movies = SCARY! 😧
Let’s not forget 90% of true crime stuff is made by women, for women. Men don’t care about scary shit, we care about scarcity.
“Plus Size Gamer”
Dude, we’re fat or even obese.
According to my quick search, it should be Not more than 2 years into the deaths by gun-wielding toddler surpass the deaths of 9/11
That’s an old, enhanced photo of Neptune. The real Neptune looks more like uranus
Only T U E S D A Y S
I don‘t want Remakes. I want Re-Imaginings!
Don’t give me Final Fantasy 6 Pixel UHD 4K with the same old boring Battle System - give me a new game with the same story!
Or heck - let me play as the bad guy! Make it “The legend of Zelda - The Rise of Ganondorf“ where you’re doing the stuff that happens between kid-Link and grown-Link in Ocarina of Time
I thought I was having a stroke, when in reality the choice and placement of words in a certain order made my brain try to process it as if it was created with value in Mind, when in reality this piece of media might have been solely created to shorten a circuit in the brain of unsuspecting subjects, searching through this corner of the internet in hope of an endorphin boost.
Shoot to the moon
Truly, a man ahead of his time
“Verschlimmbessern” is the best one I’ve read somewhere. It’s the result of trying to fix it but you fail and make it worse.
Oh, and it’s read as in red, not read as in rede
Don’t forget that there once was a time when smart people just added letters to words that don’t do anything - like the b in debt, which was called det before. Or when America got rid of Britains U after O because newspapers charged per letter.
dude I’m supposed to learn how to taxes, not be reminded to crawl back into the rabbit hole of how to sharpen a knife on a whetstone by hand
That’s what shocked me at work. I’ve been pirating since limewire and then comes this 40-something Y/O mom, not even nerdy or computer savvy or something, and gives a performance like she’s already found the OnePirce and wanted to be the next Anne Bonny.
… do you have the slightest Idea what data your phone sends to Google? Heck, even chrome‘s like a keylogger for them.
And the next time someone says "I got nothing to hide“ just casually ask them to read their messages, mail, call logs, calendar…
They do have something to hide.
I’m addicted. Constantly checking it, looking at it to pass time when doing something else is considered rude.