NAL, but i believe that they have to show intent in order to prosecute. As long as the legal system works properly, they would have to prove that you’re lying when you say “I forgot that was down there”

I try to be polite when cursing at others. It just makes for better online discourse imo

I’m fine with changing the name for it, but you sir can fuck right off if you want me to stop eating it instead of your “real” chocolate