The last kids movie: The Incredibles 2, great as always, and highly recommended along with the 1st. Very excited for the 3rd.
The last non-kids movie: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. I recommend this to anyone who likes movies similar to The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Everyone in it does a great job and is interested that it is based on a true story, albeit embellished, but also the basis and inspiration for the James Bond books.
Take a look at moneybags over here being able to afford avocado toast!
Yeah! Send us a severed finger as proof! /s
Someone close to him: You’re not getting ice-cream unless you drop out of the presidential candidacy!
Biden: Done… Now where’s my ice-cream?
He’s only human, anyone would do the same.
The exert that is referenced by the tattoos:
Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.
And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more.
This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.
Ah … ! What’s happening? it thought.
Er, excuse me, who am I?
Hello?
Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?
What do I mean by who am I?
Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach.
Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?
No.
Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …
Or is it the wind?
There really is a lot of that now isn’t it?
And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
Moustache by LittleBig, might be up your alley.
As part of the minimum training.
What do you do paid surveys on?
I only do google rewards, but that’s generally how I pay for any new apps I want.
Well except, obviously, for humanity. That’s our greatest enemy, and it seems to be shown more frequently.
If there is food out, I can be hungry.
PSA: Please don’t teach your pets Sudo. This is too much power for your pet to have. Treat your pets like you would a user.
We need more Bort licence plates. I repeat, we need more Bort licence plates!
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Everyone knows it’s a gateway chore
I’ve always liked both of these terms. Another one is, touching cloth.
Holy crap I’m getting some ROCK HARD Ninja Sex Party vibes
Got any grapes?
He’s all turned upsidedownface.