Powerful radio signals will cause interference in anything aerial-like that they pass through. Speaker cables would serve perfectly. For FM signals this would just sound like static or horrible nosie, but AM the interference will sound like a distorted version of the sound signal. Interference in the speaker cables will pass to the speakers… I guess this is the idea, but you’d need a very powerful radio transmitter which would almost certainly be illegal.

The effects of late stage capitalism on software: it’s expensive and terrible. If those billions were invested purely in quality rather than bloat we could have… Well, who knows. Better spreadsheets I guess.

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