I noticed that I had blown the front left speaker in my first car when bohemian rhapsody was missing vocals. I don’t remember when “a night at the opera” came out, but I’m going to be bold and say the 70s.

Well, first aid for an arterial bleeding is to “stuff a finger in the hole and get the person to lay down on the floor”. I suppose that could still be relevant here… If you have a cock ring I guess you could apply it as a tourniquet

Can’t, don’t really have the space for it, but you want to see my chickens and my ducks? Heck, you can have a picture of my dog, but I ain’t eating that.

there was a tendency for MUCH worse surprises to be included.

Yeah, like strange unreleased Weird Al tracks with sex and drugs references… Every spoof was labeled weird Al back in 2000

And here I thought it was a birthday party for an autistic kid and their special ed friends

Best tattoos are done in prisons. Those are the tattoos with depth and meaning. Much more organic than store bought tattoos. The tattoo artist has a bond to their tools, as they’ve crafted the tools themselves and they mix the ink right in your cell. And besides, anyone can get a tattoo, but you will have a tattoo with a story and real price. Imagine instead of going oh that? I got that tat because I was bored and had spending cash, you can say I got that tat when I was locked up for robbing Wendy’s with an alligator, the infection almost cost me my arm, but it was worth it

Obviously that was all /s but somehow I think I need to point it out.

The glocktopus is chambered for 8x9x19mm

I don’t know 'bout y’all, but I get them woody fibers between my teeth.

LOL sure, good one… Only time that square abomination is the answer is if the question is “what do you get if you put a toddler in charge of designing a poor knockoff unbrako head?”

TEAM TORX REPRESENT!

One way to get five star ratings would be climbing a tall building, enabling GOD MODE, and then blasting anything that moves with RPGs… At least that’s how I remember GTA San Andreas

This list is GREAT … but if you’d be willing to venture back to the late 90s or early 00s I’ll offer you three more names:

1. Fallout 2
2. Fallout
3. Mafia

All three are open world.

Well in that case

Merhaba, bugün doktorunuz olacağım. Lütfen eteğinizi kaldırın, iç çamaşırınızı çıkarın ve her zamanki pozisyonu alın.

OMG the naming schemes for powershell is enough for me to stay away. A +20char name for a command that shares the first 10 chars with 15 other commands, so you can’t just tab through it? No thanks!

Will look into nushell though, thanks for the advice.

Or commas, and better grammar, would have done wonders, too.

“Hail, the size of energy drink can[s], pelt[ed] Texas […]”

The first line took a while to read. First try I got what could be written as:

“Sizes of energy drink can pelts, we salute you”

I mean “drink can pelts” is a weird way to say aluminum

I feel kinda dirty that my last iso is en-us_windows_server_version_23h2_updated_may_2024_x64_dvd_[8 char identifier, that I don’t really know what does, but removed to avoid accidentally doxxing myself].iso

At least I got it from ms directly.

Guessing that you don’t want to see the dead rat I got the other night with my airgun, I present you with this instead.

Don’t engage with them, look at the username. I wish more trolls were this upfront about it.

That or, and this is far more likely, I missed that I already had a half lemon when I needed one.

But only the oldest one, right? Not two newer half lemons