https://youtu.be/GqeJ38DThVc

This was originally a spring song.

I got my prependix taken out as a kid due to an infection.

Thankfully Skittles listened to the people and went back to lime instead of stink bug.

Corn flakes were famously invented to discourage fucking one’s self.

Apparently it’s not just an American thing, but maybe other countries have more sense not to do it anymore.

They’re usually in “high end” restaurants in big cities like Las Vegas. The ones I recall usually have the sinks somewhat separated from the stalls with a partition or turn, but they’re not wholly separate rooms. The motivations are probably more needing money, access to a fancy place, and being an extrovert than perversion - more windshield wiper gig than peeping Tom.

I think it’s a combination of a holdover from another time that maybe was useful when they had an expanded role - they probably actually used to keep the bathroom clean, and some guys will shine shoes etc. - and tip-based service jobs they gave to poor people. I think they do get an hourly rate, but it’s probably below minimum wage for the same reasons waiting tables is.

Bathroom attendants - since people got all the high value stuff.

I don’t mean people that clean the bathroom etc.

I mean the guy that stands at the sink and makes awkward small talk before handing you a towel you could have got yourself and expects a tip.

EDIT: Y’all I’m pretty sure no one’s having sex or shooting up in the bathroom at the fucking Eiffel Tower restaurant in Las Vegas … Coke - probably. I don’t know where anyone else has seen a bathroom attendant, but every place I’ve seen one at I’ve been wearing a suit…

- unprompted

White chocolate is literally the stuff they remove from raw chocolate to make chocolate taste good.

It’s like eating the husk and cob of an ear of corn.

Fruit on flour-based shortcake: Drake yes

Fruit on flour-based pasta: Drake no

Burning down Twitter has definitely been useful.

Half the time it’s not even normal sugar; it’s high-fructose corn syrup…

EDIT: Well over half the time.

It’s better for making asphalt than gasoline and the US just buys it from Canada anyway.

Remember way back when, when you could set icons to be whatever you want?

Missed opportunity for “No one can hear you croak”

Chat censoring should be mostly on the user side with user controlled blacklists and whitelists, with moderator involvement mostly for circumventing the filters.

Don’t want to see “penis”? Put it on your own blacklist.

This is literally the “You never know when my brother is coming” joke in real life.

Charon too

Yeah. There’s nothing wrong with the crust, but if you’re going to blow your carb budget on a pizza at least keep the pleasure:carb ratio as high as possible.

Hmm. Is it just world@lemmy.world or the whole instance?

I didn’t know it was the mods. I was wondering how it hadn’t been banned yet for being obviously biased.