I have a firm no one kicks me out of my own bed rule

Nope! personally I went with the LinuxServer version before the all in one was released. I do recommend that one but doesn’t have the docs built in.

I did try standing up AIO for a few hours but ran into issues also lol but gave up as my existing environment is more than I need really.

Don’t they offer an official all in one docker image?

https://github.com/nextcloud/all-in-one

Yoooo that’s actually awesome, but seems close