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I don’t know…
My list goes:
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Their toilet paper
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I might criticize Putin
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I might criticize the government
I don’t know…
My list goes:
Their toilet paper
I might criticize Putin
I might criticize the government
Makes sense, the 90’s turned everything edgy.
I’m a fan of the third one, 2022’s “Piggy”
Lemmy has reminded me that many, MANY people stopped paying attention in class after 5th grade and considered “Animal Farm” a long and confusing read.
1 “Wife’s entree”
3 “Meatballs Order”
Exactly, that’s incorrect, it’s “I’ll take things with me”
Same goes for “literally” as “metaphorically.”
And the hill I will die on is the word “bring.”
You’re not “bringing” anything anywhere unless it’s exactly from anywhere else to where you are right now.
You “take” things with you elsewhere, you don’t “bring” them elsewhere.
However annoyed you are when somebody corrects that, it’s how annoyed they are when someone makes the mistake in the first place.
Not saying anyone is right, but I am saying the one making the mistake, the one correcting, and the one complaining that it’s annoying to correct them, are all petty bitches.
It’s annoying.
I was gonna say “trusty?” But in all honesty I’d much rather trust digital pirates than corporations.
90% of IT and software jobs are “I have common sense, know how to look up information, and my boss is intimidated by my work so they don’t question it.”
“Bandit Heeler has recently come under scrutiny to the allegations that he is ‘the bestest boy.’ More tonight at 7”
Honestly it would have been fine if she tried using anything other than chunky peanut butter as lube, we all know poodles are chompers, not lickers
Hold my Duolingo owl, I’m gonna look up Finnish that sounds awesome
Spanish speaker here. For as chaotic and wild as English is, I’ve always appreciated that it has no gendered nouns. Why are chairs female? Makes no sense
I was talking with my girlfriend and Tar Shampoo came up, and I said “I don’t even know exactly what that is used for other than dramatically killing off a horse” and she hung up on me.