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In Australia.
“Got a spare smoke there, bro?”
“No, mate. Sorry.”
“FUCK YOU, YA WHITE CUNT!”
I’ve had this word-for-word interaction probably 100 times this year already.
In Australia.
“Got a spare smoke there, bro?”
“No, mate. Sorry.”
“FUCK YOU, YA WHITE CUNT!”
I’ve had this word-for-word interaction probably 100 times this year already.
Religion.
You’re all like Star Wars fans to me.
Aussie subtleties of the c-word.
“Silly Cunt” = funny person (endearing)
“Stupid Cunt” = complete idiot (serious)
“Dumb Cunt” = a good mate acting stupid (jovial)
“This Cunt” = referring to a good mate who’s done/said something uniquely odd (jovial)
“Acting like a Cunt” = acting terribly (serious)
“Don’t be a Cunt” = stop acting terribly (serious)
“Bunch of Cunts” = all your good mates (endearing)
“Good Cunt” = the best compliment you can receive (endearing)
“Dog Cunt” = the worst insult you can receive (get ready to fight)
“Shit Cunt” = insult (serious)
“Bit of a Cunt” = insult (jovial)
Haha, please. You’re talking about machine learning when the best any business is using is antivirus. You forget, Boomers are still running big business and IT departments are running security.
It’s perfect world vs. real world my dude, and real world puts out tender for the cheapest solution.
I’ve worked with massive customer databases of over a million people multiple times in jobs I’ve had. And while each company has spent tens-of-thousands of dollars in cyber security to protect that data from outside hackers, none have given any fucks at all about who accessed it internally or what they do with it.
I’ve literally exported the entire customer database in two different jobs, dropped the CSV into my personal Google Drive (from my work computer), and worked entire databases at home.
No one has ever known I’ve done it, cared, or checked if I have any customer personal data when I quit.
I disagree. Science people will burn you for mixing up the two but ‘in theory’ is a grammatically correct way to describe something that could possibly happen - In theory I’m going to eat three bagels today. That doesn’t mean I need to prove or have tested in the past that it’s doable.
‘Theoretically’ is another one, used to describe something they obeys some rules but is unlikely to happen. Theoretically my team will win today - no science in that one either.
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When I’m hanging out with the lads I like to announce that I’m going for an [insert friend’s name] out of my [insert other friend’s name].
I’ve gotta push a Steve out of my Bradley.